today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
im still friends with all the people who bullied me in high school on facebook. not because i care about their lives or because i want to see the mundane shit they post, but because i want them to watch me get hotter and more successful every day while they fall behind. goodbye shitweasels.
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control
when kids stare at you for a long time
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend